Zombie Haiku
Via unicornology, via homecoming:
Zombie Haiku by Dylan Thomas
Do not go gentle
into that zombie plagued night.
And take the shotgun.
Zombie Haiku by Sylvia Plath
From head to black shoe,
daddy, I had to eat you
because I’m starving.
Zombie Haiku by Robert Frost
Two lobes in the skull.
I eat the bloodier one –
not much difference.
Zombie Haiku by e.e. cummings
if anyone lived
in this wretched how town (they)
would be soon eaten.
Zombie Haiku by Emily Dickinson
I heard a fly buzz
when I became a zombie.
That was one loud bug.
Zombie Haiku by Walt Whitman
Every skin atom
form’d from this soil, this air,
tastes like chicken meat.
Zombie Haiku by William Shakespeare
To bite through the skull
or beat it against the wall?
That is the question.
Zombie Haiku by Edgar Allen Poe
Beside of the sea
I killed my Annabel Lee
because zombies do that.
Zombie Haiku by Theodore Roethke
I knew a woman,
piled up once I ate her,
lovely in her bones.
Because the apocalypse doesn’t have to be lonely.
No one appreciates a good zombie impression.
Zombie rabbits at Meladori Magpie. The other paintings there deserve some attention too, so take a look.
This looks to be right up my alley.
From SciFi.com :
In this hilarious send-up of Lovecraftian horror and steampunk adventure, President Abraham Lincoln’s top spy is a bodyless head known only as Screw-On Head.
When arch-fiend Emperor Zombie steals an artifact that will enable him to threaten all life on Earth, the task of stopping him is assigned to Screw-on Head. Fortunately, Screw-On Head is not alone on this perilous quest. He is aided by his multitalented manservant, Mr. Groin, and by his talking canine cohort, Mr. Dog.
Can this unorthodox trio stop Emperor Zombie in time? Does Screw-On Head have a body awesome enough to stop the horrors that have been unleashed? Where can we get a talking dog?
All these questions (O.K., maybe not that last one) are answered by the thrilling tale of The Amazing Screw-On Head!
