“Ocean of Noise,” by Arcade Fire.  This song belongs in a David Lynch film, I swear.

I used to work for this company.  And you know what?  They do suck!

I’m sure Kathleen Turner is very nice, but there’s something about her that makes me wonder if she’s ever attended a black mass.

I was going to post a video of Ann Coulter on Hannity & Colmes from last night, but in the end, I just couldn’t subject you to that kind of pain.

I wouldn’t say that Dita Von Teese is particularly beautiful, but certainly there has never been a more impeccable woman.

Waiting for packages to arrive is one of the most excruciating things ever.