Cheat sheet.
(via.)
For decisions too complex for rock-paper-scissors, try zombie-monkey-ninja-pirate-robot. (Requires more hand-gesture...
I’m sorry, but NOBODY fools a ninja
It’s rather unnerving that regular humans are nowhere to be found on this chart.
Bear. Ninja. Cowboy.
rock paper scissors lizard spock is still better.
QQ: Where do the vampires play in?
LOOK I TOLD YOU PEOPLE. AND I ASKED WHAT IS NEXT AND SO FAR NO RESPONSE BUT OH PLEASE LORD STOP THE WORLD FROM BELIEVING...
I’ma Ninja. I don’t wanna be killed by a zombie so I must decapitate them all.
dude. where are the VAMPIRES?!
Too much to remember. I may have to keep this written on my hand.