I just posted the Craigslist ad for my replacement.

Now, if I could just get some writing done I’ll be in good shape.

Edit: My ad got fifteen replies in the first hour, but you’d be amazed at the lack of reading comprehension some people have. Like, don’t tell me you’ll furnish references upon request if I’ve already specifically requested them. Also, when has it ever been okay to copy and paste your bloody resume into an email?