Jerry: Hey, you know what, I read the most unbelievable thing about Tolstoy the other day. Did you know the original title for War and Peace was War, What is it Good For? No, no. I’m not kidding, Elaine. It’s true. His mistress didn’t like the title and insisted he change it to War and Peace.

Elaine: But it’s a line from that song!

Jerry: That’s where they got it from!