- Daniel Plainview kisses your wife and she slips some tongue.
- Daniel Plainview beats you in a one-legged butt-kicking contest.
- Daniel Plainview buys your lottery ticket for ten dollars and wins the jackpot.
- Daniel Plainview makes your children wish he was their dad.
- Daniel Plainview frees the people and they chop off your head.
- Daniel Plainview records a best-selling parody of your pop song.
- Daniel Plainview has a loud party and when you call the cops they hang out with him and drink his beer.
Daniel Plainview blows your mind and then beats it repeatedly with a bowling pin. It’s inevitable.
