The Squid and the Whale

Bernard:Ivan is fine but he's not a serious guy, he's a philistine.
Frank:What's a philistine?
Bernard:It's a guy who doesn't care about books and interesting films and things. Your mother's brother Ned is also a philistine.
Frank:Then I'm a philistine.
Bernard:No, you're interested in books and things.
Frank:No, I'm a philistine.

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