Evidence:
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:My father, the most beloved gynecologist in Vienna, before they took him away on a morals charge for indecent exposure at the State Opera House, said, and I quote: "Please do not take me away, I will not do it again."
Victor Skakapopulis:Brilliant quote.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender:He was a brilliant pervert.
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Liz Bien:Would you excuse me for a minute? I'm going into the bathroom to take an overdose of sleeping pills.
Michael James:I like you. You're a nice stable girl.
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Miss Marks:Oh, Michael, this can't work, I'm 34 and you're 12!
Michael James:Don't be negative.
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Carole Werner:We're married thirty seconds and already you look at other women.
Michael James:I had to look at her, she was talking to me, I looked in the direction the sound was coming from.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender:My wife, the creature that ate Europe, is here.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender:If it fails, then we'll try something else, because I use all kinds of unorthodox methods. For example, I've had the greatest success shutting people in dark closets.
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Victor Skakapopulis:We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender:You are a monster and a monster, in that order.
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Michael James:I've had a lot of experience fondling, er, handling young women like you. And it's all got to stop.
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Renee Lefebvre:You see, I can't help it, I'm a physical woman. I feel guilty about it. But I come from a family of acute nymphomaniacs. That includes my father and my two brothers.
