February 2008
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The Rejecter →
I try to visit this blog every so often. An informative perspective on writing and the publishing industry, but be sure to take some things with a grain of salt. Click the links on the right-hand side for more interesting stuff.
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January 2008
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Friend: I need to lose weight. This is out of control.
Me: Oh, please. You don't need to lose weight.
Friend: I'm dipping pizza crust in butter!
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"Beginners," Edited →
The transformation of a Raymond Carver classic.
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Guillermo del Toro and Peter Jackson? Making a Tolkein movie? Be still my heart.
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Neu-York →
“An obsessively detailed alternate-history map, imagining how Manhattan might have looked had the Nazis conquered it in World War II.”
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Christopher Walken reading “The...
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“We must trust people with their own money.”
– George W. Bush, during the first two minutes of tonight’s State of the Union.
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Dangerous Minds →
All hail the mighty Malcolm Gladwell!
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“What can I say, I happen to be an aficionado of the dive bar.”
– Anthony Bourdain
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What's New, Pussycat [AKA Best Script Ever]
Evidence:
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: My father, the most beloved gynecologist in Vienna, before they took him away on a morals charge for indecent exposure at the State Opera House, said, and I quote: "Please do not take me away, I will not do it again."
Victor Skakapopulis: Brilliant quote.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender: He was a brilliant pervert.
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Liz Bien: Would you excuse me for a minute? I'm going into the bathroom to take an overdose of sleeping pills.
Michael James: I like you. You're a nice stable girl.
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Miss Marks: Oh, Michael, this can't work, I'm 34 and you're 12!
Michael James: Don't be negative.
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Carole Werner: We're married thirty seconds and already you look at other women.
Michael James: I had to look at her, she was talking to me, I looked in the direction the sound was coming from.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: My wife, the creature that ate Europe, is here.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: If it fails, then we'll try something else, because I use all kinds of unorthodox methods. For example, I've had the greatest success shutting people in dark closets.
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Victor Skakapopulis: We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You are a monster and a monster, in that order.
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Michael James: I've had a lot of experience fondling, er, handling young women like you. And it's all got to stop.
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Renee Lefebvre: You see, I can't help it, I'm a physical woman. I feel guilty about it. But I come from a family of acute nymphomaniacs. That includes my father and my two brothers.
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“A diversion!”
– Legolas
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“You know, I never thought I’d say this to you, Scully, but you smell bad.”
– Fox Mulder
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Brown Hair: It's The New Trend Sweeping The... →
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I wouldn’t say that Dita Von Teese is particularly beautiful, but certainly there has never been a more impeccable woman.
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“When I see freaks in the street, I never, ever stare at them. Yet I’m...”
– Elaine Benis
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How Barnes & Noble Will Kill Your Sophomore Effort →
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“I have been careless, and so have been thwarted by luck and chance, those...”
– Tom Riddle
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Special Agent Dale Cooper: Who's the lady with the log?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: We call her Log Lady.
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Re-pent, for-ni-cay-tors!
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Hello, My Name is Gene Roddenberry →
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